“I want to be in Florida getting a tan on my back!” - Alexander Wright.

Don’t we all Alexander, don’t we all. Video here.

“I want to be in Florida getting a tan on my back!” - Alexander Wright.

Don’t we all Alexander, don’t we all. Video here.

1 year ago12 ♥

“Today my mom told me about a conversations she had with my aunt and she told me how my cousin and his friends have been getting in trouble at school for saying “Thats What She Said” So now to aviod getting in trouble they say “Tis What The Maiden Proclaimed”.

— via MyLifeisAverage.com

1 year ago3 ♥

ckck:

I think this is a good reminder for everyone today.

Reblogged from ckck 2 years ago108 ♥

Aziz Ansari on Letterman. “You crazy for this one A”.

2 years ago

Don’t have to worry about me. I keep my urine in check. Image found above the urinal at work.

Don’t have to worry about me. I keep my urine in check. Image found above the urinal at work.

3 years ago

I’m on holidays until the first week in January sometime.

I’m on holidays until the first week in January sometime.

3 years ago

“I like to call them the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 gloves

— – Geoff Clifton in response to this post.

3 years ago